you are my favorite because you're a long shot

Sunday, June 16, 2013

My first ever use of emojis @obpcr003

Saturday, June 15, 2013

I look high as shit @obpcr003

Friday, May 31, 2013

I’ve been tweeting a lot today for a change you guys should check it out @obpcr003

Thursday, May 9, 2013

And the award for most awkward social media response goes to… My dad! Congratulations! Come up to the podium to receive your award!

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Please help

Saturday, April 20, 2013

And the award for most uses of the word ‘sac’ without prefacing it with ‘ball’ on twitter goes to me

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Guys I fucked up

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Live tweeting is super fun, why haven’t I done this before? @obpcr003

Sunday, December 30, 2012

So who has a twitter now?

I do! Follow me @obpcr003

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

This kind of shit is why I love this man.

Friday, June 15, 2012

RIP Society of the Day: THIS.

[buzzfeed]

Monday, February 27, 2012

I shouldn’t be surprised how long it took to get boring.

Monday, February 20, 2012

I also hate myself.

@DillonSweigart if you even give a shit. I don’t, really.